Titan was my second choice. But there's a Loch Ness like creature living in those waters. You can see it surface from time to time on the horizon from the second rig. I believe a computer terminal even mentions the giant beast. Now the last thing I need is some animal rights groups hounding me for impacting some endangered space sea snake with the massive water park I had planned for Titan. Not to mention the lawsuits if a kid got ate by the beast. No, Mercury is best. And I can power the whole park with solar panels, which will elate the environmentalists. So bonus.

Yeah, but that site seeing money you could charge just for the sea monster alone would be worth it. I mean, the whole system is corrupt. Some poor kid gets eaten, maybe even 2 or 7 at the same time, you're covered. Just slap a few Enhancement Prisms in the palms of the Space Marshals, maybe even a little Glimmer into those kids families bank account, and itll all disappear in a few days. Hell, for another Prism or two, you could have the families thrown into the sea monster den. You wouldn't have to worry about anything. Even if you did though, you're a space magic wielding god slayer. Pop a super and go ham.

I'm not above a bribe. Cost of doing business. But customers dying is bad for a business based on tourism. Wailing parents over dead or missing kids is not good advertising. I'll stick with Mercury.

Well, I didn't really want to, but I guess I'll buy it. I was trying to get you to so I could buy Mercury. You didn't fall for it though. 😭

Rule of Acquisition #59.