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Edited by cinqueMento: 4/5/2020 2:07:56 AM
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Owoutbweak Part 2 RP Boss Battle Complete

On a quiet, foggy morning in the village of Ulmo, the dwarven guard was walking their normal route. For years now they had all walked the same roads, the same farmer’s paths and crossed the same bridges. Spirits were high, as the spring festival was approaching, and they lowered their guard accordingly. Joking and drinking, their behavior was not the stellar defense they were being paid for. Blades were unsharpened, helmets unpolished and beards untrimmed, the guards were liked, but ill equipped for what lay in store… Crossing over the east bridge, the guards wandered to the edge of the village. Taking a moment to reform, then about face-rather sloppily-they headed back towards the village. One of the dwarves thought they noticed movement among the woods, but shrugged their shoulders and joined their fellows. It is when you least expect it that love happens. Or in this case, tragedy. As the guards headed back into town, crossing the bridge, everyone heard a scream. Heads turned to see a family running towards the square as zombies limped from the woods. Battering down doors, they invaded the weak, wooden houses. The helpless guards tried to square up across the bridge, but could only watch in horror as hordes of undead spilled into view. Hundreds of skeletons and zombies crawled and limped towards them, groaning and growling like animals. The stench made their stomachs turn, and they beat a retreat as the alarm bells rung. A few hours later, it seemed as if all hope was lost. Mobs had sprung up from all of the woods around, wandering towards the life of the village. Houses had been torn apart, and more villagers infected. Ulmo flickered like a dying flame, and then the heroes arrived. [spoiler]RP begins here. Ulmo is about 20 some miles Northwest of OffTopic, so it's not too long a drive or flight at all.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by cinqueMento: 4/4/2020 8:06:02 PM
    [i]A short, humanoid figure with white wings and scales descends on the church tower. His yellow eyes pierce the fog, and green energy seems to flow from his palms.[/i] Hewwo my fwiends my nyame is ZyOwOth and wewcome back to anyothew epic unboxing video (・`ω´・) In today’s video we’we going to be unboxing the wittwe minds of aww these poow hewoes, and feasting on theiw memowies (・`ω´・) But befowe we get stawted, hewe’s a wowd fwom today’s sponsow: OffTindew (・`ω´・) Awe you a sad and wonyewy adventuwew who onwy fights fow the thwiww? Something to duww the thwobbing pain we caww existence? Weww wook nyo fuwthew (・`ω´・) OffTindew is a nyew fwee dating app that’s wocking the mawket. Find wuv today with OffTindew (・`ω´・) Back to todays episode, we’we gonnya eat this whowe town (・`ω´・) [i]He shouts his taunts, and a dull roar comes from the woods and the two bridges.[/i]

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    • Edited by DrTitan32: 4/4/2020 6:32:36 PM
      I walk out of a rend in space time near the village "Rest time is over. Y'all are goin' down"

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      • Damn, missed it. Ah well.

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      • *a gunship is patroling the area, budgie stand surounded by hooded guards armed with small obsidian pikes* "i wont be able to directly fight this in my current form, but i have "hired" a alternative warior *A drop pod land near ulmo and opens to reveal a robotic jeff bezos, made from air fryers..*

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      • Blaze wanders back to his ship happy with how he di- “HEY! WHY THE HELL WAS MY SHIP TOWED?!” He reads the note left, and realizes the tow company is in the middle of Offtopic. “WHAT THE HELL!?” Blaze yells, before solemnly walking back to Offtopic, hoping to get some food, and get his ship back.

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      • [spoiler]. . . I don’t have any transportation.. Or a reason to head that way..[/spoiler]

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        • [spoiler]Do I not get to join if I can’t provide those? No trains there or distress signals or anything? :([/spoiler]

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          • The Adeptus Offtopicus touch down, unleashing our soldiers to hold the line. "What repulsive abominations, WE SHALL ENJOY DEFEATING THEM!"

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            • Taliesin the bard was wandering off-topic one fine day when he heard that heroes were travelling to a besieged town. Swiftly catching a ride with one of them, he made his way to the town to find out how he could help.

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              • [spoiler]Can I participate even though I was a part of the UwU?[/spoiler]

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                • A noise like thunder is heard off in the distance. Then it gets closer and starts to sound like someone screaming. Soon Giant comes into view, riding the momentum of his amber flames battle axe with a battle cry to his lips. He crashes into the ground with a loud boom, then charges into the fray

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                  • Shûb appears from a portal within the woods. He is mad as always but he is unfamiliar with this place, so he tries to stay hidden.

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                    • The elf Calimafindë arrives on the back of his horse. After he heard news of a attack he made haste to the town. Drawing his sword he rides around the town looking for a place where he is most needed.

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                      • [i]Out of the woods walked a care-free man in a simple leather jerkin with an attached hood. He had a few small knives visible, but no other weapons. He looked almost unprepared, but Luck was raring to go.[/i]

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                        • The dwarf Dain Dunnaxe arrives at the outskirts of the town with his battle axe in hand. He looks around to see where he can help out.

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                          • *Dally warps in with the Epoch and looks about the scene.*

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                            • *takes flight using a VS scythe and gets moving.*

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                              • Cady- High concentration of Wuwuwalkers in Ulmo. Field reports say the town is in flames and there is no saving it from the flames. Ion- ...You got the canisters in the back? Cady- Yep. We got a fresh load not too long ago... Ion- Well. Lest take a look, I’ll do ground scouting and you can use the drone to see what we are dealing with. Cady- Right, flight should not take less than an hour if we’re going in stealth. I can drop you off a mile away. The town is 20 miles, so that’ll be the 19 mile marker. Ion- Right. [i]*The Stormblade soars to the town to investigate.*[/i]

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                                  • Blaze’s ship touches down nearby, and Blaze walks out. “Did the zombie apocalypse really have to start today?” He says, while scoping out the nearby area, looking for survivors or hostile zombies.

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