I have 4 cats, used to be 5 but I think a coyote ate that one, not kidding or making humor, it was sad. Can confirm these, will do. [quote]You have no closed doors except for the ones to the outside. Not even the bathroom door. [/quote] I actually kind of close some of them so they don't vomit everywhere. [quote] Naps in the middle of the day are the warmest and cuddliest experiences in the world. Sleep at night on the other hand, is nonexistent. [/quote] I wouldn't know because my body does not sleep anymore. jokes aside, can confirm. the purring makes sleeping at night impossible. the back massaging they do is nice though. [quote] You just get out of the shower and you already have cat hair on you, like seriously it just appears out of nowhere. [/quote] So true. Makes going to karate class annoying because I have to pick the hairs off my perfectly-washed-and-dried gi. [quote] You buy these expensive cat towers for them to play on, but they never climb on it and just play in the box it came in. [/quote] Never bought a cat tower. They do use the sofa and punching bag as a cat tower though. Both full of picks and scratches. They also play with any box they find. [quote] You can meow at the perfect pitch to mimic a cat, just so you can pretend to have conversations with them.[/quote] Moaw. [u][i][b]*pestilent human noises trying to sound like a cat*[/b][/i][/u] Mouw? [u][i][b]MEOW MEOEW MEEWWW KITTY KITTY KITTYYYYYYYYYYY mwamwamwa[/b][/i][/u] Hissssssssssssssssss. [u][i] [b]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING TO SCRATCH ME *runs frantically and trips on the tails of the other cats*[/b][/i][/u]