I have 4 cats, used to be 5 but I think a coyote ate that one, not kidding or making humor, it was sad.
Can confirm these, will do.
[quote]You have no closed doors except for the ones to the outside. Not even the bathroom door.
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I actually kind of close some of them so they don't vomit everywhere.
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Naps in the middle of the day are the warmest and cuddliest experiences in the world. Sleep at night on the other hand, is nonexistent.
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I wouldn't know because my body does not sleep anymore.
jokes aside, can confirm. the purring makes sleeping at night impossible. the back massaging they do is nice though.
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You just get out of the shower and you already have cat hair on you, like seriously it just appears out of nowhere.
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So true. Makes going to karate class annoying because I have to pick the hairs off my perfectly-washed-and-dried gi.
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You buy these expensive cat towers for them to play on, but they never climb on it and just play in the box it came in.
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Never bought a cat tower. They do use the sofa and punching bag as a cat tower though. Both full of picks and scratches. They also play with any box they find.
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You can meow at the perfect pitch to mimic a cat, just so you can pretend to have conversations with them.[/quote]
Moaw.
[u][i][b]*pestilent human noises trying to sound like a cat*[/b][/i][/u]
Mouw?
[u][i][b]MEOW MEOEW MEEWWW KITTY KITTY KITTYYYYYYYYYYY mwamwamwa[/b][/i][/u]
Hissssssssssssssssss.
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[b]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING TO SCRATCH ME *runs frantically and trips on the tails of the other cats*[/b][/i][/u]
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[quote]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING TO SCRATCH ME *runs frantically and trips on the tails of the other cats*[/quote] Yeah, that was a coordinated attempt on your life. Gotta watch those -blam!-ers.