Must have:
Gallahorn
Mic over $500
Be over 70 years old
No kids
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Doing Leviathan raid Must be 300+ light Must have every exotic Must have soloed every past Destiny raid Must have killed every enemy in patrol with melee Must have 3.0 kd in trials of Osiris Must have salt emote Must have 50 active friends on destiny 2 Must have soloed every strike Must have played every story mission blindfolded Must have inverted remote when playing raid Must have spent $50 on sliver Must have a shiny shader equipped on left arm Must be prepared to answer a calculus problem Must have 5 phds Must have done all halo campaigns in under 2 days on legendary Must have 67901 glimmer (no under or over) Must have earned every exotic in destiny. Not xurned Must gotten a positive KD in first D2 crucible game Must have a minimum of 2 celery Must have sidearm So... who's met my requirements?