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9/15/2017 1:12:34 AM
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Doing Leviathan raid
Must be 300+ light
Must have every exotic
Must have soloed every past Destiny raid
Must have killed every enemy in patrol with melee
Must have 3.0 kd in trials of Osiris
Must have salt emote
Must have 50 active friends on destiny 2
Must have soloed every strike
Must have played every story mission blindfolded
Must have inverted remote when playing raid
Must have spent $50 on sliver
Must have a shiny shader equipped on left arm
Must be prepared to answer a calculus problem
Must have 5 phds
Must have done all halo campaigns in under 2 days on legendary
Must have 67901 glimmer (no under or over)
Must have earned every exotic in destiny. Not xurned
Must gotten a positive KD in first D2 crucible game
Must have a minimum of 2 celery
Must have sidearm
So... who's met my requirements?
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I don't like celery though.
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Not even gonna lie i met quite a few requirements lol
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Edited by InfamousDwarf93: 9/17/2017 6:11:32 AMMust have ridden a tour de France on laxitives Must have beaten meat in same room as another family member Must have created at least 5 successful memes. Must have fought 17 children on red bull whilst blindfolded Must have killed a squirrel because he took your nut Must have experienced how it feels to chew 5 gum Must have read a book to a deaf person only to realise they weren't deaf 312 pages in If u do not meet these requirements u will be kicked
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You... [spoiler]i like you[/spoiler]
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i got intimidated by the long list and didn't read any of it tbh
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Tbh [spoiler]You are not worthy if mere long text list makes you fear! I bestow my unworthy chalice to thy[/spoiler]
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You forgot the most important part. Must have 350 mercisleeperhorndrinker.
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Sent friend request
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I have the celery what were the other things?
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I almost met all of these, but i have 67902 glimmer.
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I have killed every strike boss in destiny 1 with a flying knee, does that count?
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Perhaps it does... [spoiler]Perhaps it doesn't [/spoiler]
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I've only spent $30 on silver
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Dammit I only have 67900 glimmer
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Tsk tsk tsk
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I have the Exotics, Halo, and they ran out of medals for my first match. In the bottom it said, Someone should do something about CrimsonForrest
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It was reasonable until the calc problem requirement. Calc is the worst.
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I went 38 and 2 in my first game, that's all I have going for me here..
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I need another celery and have to write 5 dissertation for 5 different phds
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Better get to work to join the one and only legendary CatMan Snowball raid team... [spoiler]Consisting of... me ;-; [/spoiler]
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Damn, I need one more celery
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check, whats next?
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I love the salt emote, anytime when I'm doing strikes or anything with people i throw salt oh their ghost when they die
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ummm this is destiny sorry bud
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Pff you want to play with filthy CASUALS?
