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3/31/2016 10:03:43 PM
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You are now a writer for The Daily Offtopic.
What will your first story be on?
[b][i]MAKE SURE YOU TITLE YOUR HEADLINES LIKE THIS[/i][/b]
Go at it.
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[b]CAYDE-6 FINALLY DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER FROM 90 DAY EXPOSURE TO OFFTOPIC [/b]
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Edited by Roffle: 3/31/2016 11:17:33 PM[b][i]"OFFTOPIC IN ECONOMIC CRISIS!"[/i][/b] "Recent studies show that Offtopic is on a steady decline in their economy as bleach and lennies are in short supply!" "Ninja reports have also revealed that invasion of illegal desticle immigrants from the Destiny sub-forum have increased by 20% over the past three months." [b][i]"ARE YOU A GIMMICK?"[/i][/b]Take our daily quiz to find out! Keep up with the latest shitposts and AMAs here on [b][i]THE OFFTOPIC DAILY![/i][/b]
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1 Reply[b]Why being a furry is defining the meaning of cringe[/b] [b]Feminists: freedom fighters or crybabies?[/b] [b]International outbreak of the "weeboo" virus, how to protect your family[/b] [b]Weeboo deaf after loud crunch from bending body pillow[/b] [b]Libtards, they hate America[/b] [b]10 signs that OP is indeed fgt[/b] [spoiler]These are not my opinions just some headlines to reflect offtopic[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just kidding[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[b][i]SOMEONE MADE AN "I DARE YOU TO HIT PASTE" THREAD HOLY SHIT CREATIVITY DROUGHT?[/i][/b]
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1 Reply[b][i]BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL OFFTOPIC STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 100% OF ALL PEOPLE WHO CONSUME DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE HAVE DIED WITHIN 100 YEARS OF CONSUMPTION. LEADING SCIENTIST ARE CONFUSED AS TO HOW LONG PEOPLE SUFFERED BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO THE POISON. NO CURE CURRENTLY KNOWN. REST IN SPAGHETTI NEVER FORGETTI EVERYONE. [/i][/b]
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1 Reply[b][i]FLORIDA STRIKES AGAIN, CLAIMS BERNIE SANDERS BERNED THE EVERGLADES DOWN [/i][/b]
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[i][b]THIS JUST IN: FURRIES SPOTTED HIDING IN SUBSECTION OF OFFTOPIC. CLEANERS CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE.[/b][/i]
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[b][i]TRAGEDY STRUCK WHEN HUNDREDS WENT FULL RETARD[/i][/b]
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BREAKING NEWS! Anomaly is back, everyone take cover!
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6 Replies[b][i]OFF TOPIC VOTES NO TO WORLD PEACE TO CREATE PENIS POLL[/i][/b]
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1 Reply[b]BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL FLOODIAN SLADE WILSON RUNNING IN 2020 PRESIDENTIAL RACE.[/b]
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[b][i]OFFTOPIC STILL A CESSPOOL OF ANGRY FAR RIGHT EDGELORDS, BURNT SALMON STILL GOES THERE ANYWAY[/i][/b]
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Edited by SimpleChimp275: 4/2/2016 8:13:24 PMK. Where's my money?
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3 Replies[b]HOW MANY DICKS HAS YOUR MOM SUCKED[/b] do i win
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5 RepliesEdited by The Chicken4887: 3/31/2016 10:11:45 PM[b]BREAKING NEWS, LITERALLY! [/b] Singer/songwriter/gamer/really nice girl That Jolly Girl reported in her thread My Dad is Hurt, that well, her dad was hurt. Apparently her father, David fell in their backyard on Saturday and broke TWO of his ribs. She seemed worried, asking for prayer from those who believe in a higher power, and was thanking those who commented with well wishes, and imaginary flowers. Well, I think I can speak for all of us here at headquarters and just say that we wish your father the best of luck with his recovery! Love, Daily Offtopic News
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[b]"BREAKING NEWS: FIRE IS HOT!?"[/b] Recent studies have shown that 100% of things set on fire are eventually destroyed. Scientists are baffled at how this works but are working day and night to find out just why fire burns things. This experiment has claimed the lives of hundreds of red-shirts and the death toll is expected to rise. UPDATE: New information shows that the substance known as "water" if unaffected by fire. It has even been shown that it can negate the effects of fire and douse it completely. It seems as though we have found a way to defeat fire and be safe once more.
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[b][i]JUST IN: LEMONS ARE COMBUSTIBLE[/i][/b] as of late, the well known scientist Cave Johnson has gone mad, burning down houses with combustible lemons, claiming that "Life" is to blame The police are baffled, and are still trying to find the man named "Life"
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[i][b]TR8R TELLS MAN TO MAKE AN ARTICLE FOR THE DAILY OFFTOPIC[/b][/i]
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[b][i]SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH: DIAMONDS CONFIRMED TO BE HARDEST METAL[/i][/b]
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2 Replies[b][i]DOES EATING CAT FOOD MAKE YOU CRAZY, OR ARE YOU CRAZY BECAUSE YOU EAT CAT FOOD?[/i][/b]
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1 Reply[b][i]AFTER YEAR WAIT, WAYDE FINALLY GETS NUDES FROM GF, TURNS OUT TO BE 35 YEAR OLD MAN[/i][/b]
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2 RepliesEdited by Riley Rose: 4/1/2016 2:32:59 AM[b][u]YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS 1 INSANE HAIRLINE[/u][/b]
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1 Reply[b]THE EXISTANCE OF GIRLS: PROVEN TRUE[/b]
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PROOF THE THE RUMORED SUN EXISTS!!!!
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