[b]BREAKING NEWS, LITERALLY! [/b] Singer/songwriter/gamer/really nice girl That Jolly Girl reported in her thread My Dad is Hurt, that well, her dad was hurt. Apparently her father, David fell in their backyard on Saturday and broke TWO of his ribs. She seemed worried, asking for prayer from those who believe in a higher power, and was thanking those who commented with well wishes, and imaginary flowers. Well, I think I can speak for all of us here at headquarters and just say that we wish your father the best of luck with his recovery! Love, Daily Offtopic News