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Edited by Nucking Futs :
8/20/2015 5:29:11 AM
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>be me
>be me
>just getting into high school
>first day
>not very tall
>one arm that's a prosthetic
>0/10
>girls already avoiding me
>in fact everyone is avoiding me
>scared and afraid
>find Janitors closet
>houdini.jpeg
>sit in there for an hour or two
>someone's opening the door
>oushit.jpg
>it's the Janitor
>he stares me down
>grabs my arm and pulls it out
>starts shoving it in and out
>feelsgoodman.png
>he keeps shoving my arm in and out of me
>almost there
>he starts pouring his fluid into me
>i bust everywhere in the closet
>mfw he uses my arm to clean it up
>mfw i am a mop bucket
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1 ReplyI lost it at Houdini!
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2 Replies>I loved offtopic so much >I had all the shitposts and memes >I pray to offtopic every night before bed >thanking it for the autism I've been given >offtopic is love I say; offtopic is life >my dad hears me and calls me a fgt >I knew he was jealous of my devotion for offtopic >I call him a desticle >he slaps me and send me and tells deej >I'm crying now. And my face hurts >I lay in bed it's really cold >suddenly something touches me. >it's deej, I'm not happy. >he whispers in my ear "that's a 3 month ban" >he raises his banhammer >I'm ready, I call him a pegboi as he bans me >it's hurts so much but I do it for offtopic >I can feel my account tearing as my eyes begin to water >deej roars a weak roar as he closes my account >my dad walks in >deej looks him straight in the eyes and says >"working as intended" >dad gets on his hands and knees >deej pushes his mighty peg into his anus >deej laughs and says >"good work guardian" >deej leaves though my window >offtopic is love... >offtopic is life.
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1 ReplyOp is confirmed not a fagt
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Wow, I can't even. How's your arm doin now XD?
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1 Reply3kinky5me
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1 ReplyUhm......okey
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2 Replies[b][i][u]I LOVE IT[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyEdited by aldyei: 8/28/2015 12:05:38 PMThe fůck
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Soysoysoysoysoysoysoysoy
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How do u game?
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2 RepliesEight of Eight I do state. What read that is great. I'm not irate. I just closed the gate. To this excellent fate.
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1 ReplyOmagud i camed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thenks op [spoiler]Btw, kek kek kek[/spoiler]
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1 Reply>mfw I came before b8 reveal
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2 RepliesEdited by Aldrich: 8/24/2015 8:29:47 PM……(\__/) ……( o_o) …./”"”"”"”"”"”"\======░ <( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /”"”"”"”"”"”"”"""”\ \_@_@_@_@_@_/
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1 Replytoppestoffallkeks
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1 ReplyThat's one beautiful story...
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What a wonderful dish you have served me OP.
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3 RepliesBOO! Did I scare you?
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1 ReplyI think there's a warlock in the bathroom.
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[quote]houdini.jpeg[/quote] ayy lmao
