>I loved offtopic so much
>I had all the shitposts and memes
>I pray to offtopic every night before bed
>thanking it for the autism I've been given
>offtopic is love I say; offtopic is life
>my dad hears me and calls me a fgt
>I knew he was jealous of my devotion for offtopic
>I call him a desticle
>he slaps me and send me and tells deej
>I'm crying now. And my face hurts
>I lay in bed it's really cold
>suddenly something touches me.
>it's deej, I'm not happy.
>he whispers in my ear "that's a 3 month ban"
>he raises his banhammer
>I'm ready, I call him a pegboi as he bans me
>it's hurts so much but I do it for offtopic
>I can feel my account tearing as my eyes begin to water
>deej roars a weak roar as he closes my account
>my dad walks in
>deej looks him straight in the eyes and says
>"working as intended"
>dad gets on his hands and knees
>deej pushes his mighty peg into his anus
>deej laughs and says
>"good work guardian"
>deej leaves though my window
>offtopic is love...
>offtopic is life.
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