First, I seduce it over the course of four months and three full length movies. Then, when the secks is about to happen, I slap it with my dick. The box laughs at my attempts. While it is laughing, I shove a porcupine into the box, putting many tiny holes in it. I then unleashed a horde of twenty guinea pigs upon that side, eating into the cardboard like its a fat but at thanksgiving.