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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyGet my SOG knife and cut the box to ribbons
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Poke two parallel holes, then shine light through them, open box, prove light is a wave
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Go on these forums Go on the religious threads, and talk to the extreme atheist and extreme theist Punch a hole in the side of the box. Get a wrench and whack it until the hole expands
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>Pierce a hole. >FUK THE SHIT OUT OF IT ! >Box is pregnant >Released :whatever is inside: >gg
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Get another box. Open it and teleport whatever is inside of the closed box into the open one.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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1. Stick my hand up my ass 3. Grab what ever is up there 4. Shove what ever is up there in my mouth 5. Belch all of it at the box and hope for it to open?
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*hold x to search box* -empty- Well screw you to man
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1) go back in time 2) find Bruce Lee 3) gets Bruce Lee to karate chop the box 4) box smashes open
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•Eat lots of citrus fruits until my body has accumulated lots of the citric acid and my semen is highly corrosive •Stick pictures of purty ladys on the box •Masturbate vigorously until I ejaculate •Extremely acidic man juices will dissolve the box •Contents are revealed [spoiler]it better be porn magazines[/spoiler]
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Edited by DarkMoonV: 6/12/2015 1:48:44 AM1: look at box 2: try to open box 3: get gf to open box 4: cry because I don't have gf 5: -Blam!- that box up
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Relentless headbutts
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1 ReplyWhat is this box everyone's talking about
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Nukes
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Toast/Envelope
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Let's do this.... >grab lube >use lube on box >take the master sword out of its pedestal >go seven years into the future >find the spot I left the box >skyward strike that mother f#cker >profit?
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Ill [spoiler]microwave it[/spoiler]
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I stick my tongue against the side, then, while its distracted, i pry the box open with my dick shaped crowbar.
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Step 1: buy a manatee Step 2: name manatee John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan Step 3: give John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan roids Step 4: send John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan to a MLG blazing no scope camp Step 5: give John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan his first Intervention :') Step 6: build gigantic ledge Step 7: build giant ladder Step 8: build manatee geared prosthetic arms Step 9: attach prosthetic to John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan Step 10: have John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan climb up the ladder Step 11: give thumbs up Step 12: salute Step 13: watch John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan go for his first suicide shot on said box Step 14: final kill cam accomplished Step 15: shed single tear RIP John Daquan Von Fraun Pawn Chaun Laquan Your no scopes will be remembered
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[quote] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b][/quote] Y u such a buzzkill
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I create a box opening button that randomly opens any box in the world. However, I place it in a box that can only be opened with said button. My solution may have caused another problem, but such power must be put in check.
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First. A jar of extra crunchy peanut butter is lathered on the box. Then a bunch of dogs who are allergic to the peanut butter come and try to eat it. They die. The fermenting dog carcasses attract vultures, who carry the dogs to a secluded mountain in Asia. (unknowingly taking the box) as the vultures feed there young, a yeti comes for its monthly sacrifice. They give him the box. He goes back to his humble abode in the mountain side. He tries to open the box with all his might, but cannot. Frustrated, he trays to sick his penis in it. This does not work either. In a hurricane of rage, he throws it off a mountain side, landing in a rice shipment truck. One day later, the box Is found on a plane heading for the us. There are 27 people on this plane. The plane crashes into the Atlantic due to a stray lightning bolt, sent by the god zues. The box lands in the Atlantic, only to be attacked by a shark with a bow tie. You may be wondering," how did the shark acquire this bow tie?" the answer, yes. The shark only puts a hole in the box, causing it to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It rests for years until a volcano erupts on the ocean floor, being pushed onto mainland, causing billions of dollars in damages. The box gets buried, and lost for another year or so. A house gets developed on top of it, angering the now unrested box spirit. The furious spirit drives the hosts off the land, only for you to move in to the low prices house. The box is bot mad with you, in fact, its almost pleased. You come home from work to find writing on the walls saying " follow the arrows" you follow them into your backyard, and dig. You find the box. You open it, succesfully. The box now opened, emits a heavenly blinding beam of light. As the light secedes, you look in, to find... [spoiler]owner of thread insert answer.[/spoiler] [spoiler]not my best work, had to do this kinda Rushed.[/spoiler]
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Shove my hands in through the sides and tear that thing open like a fresh carcass
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Leave the box to live its own damn life[spoiler]freeloading commie[/spoiler]
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Step one: caress the edges, and feel for the sweet spot. Step two: gently peel away the label/labels. Step three: ...just....just open the box.....
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If my dick won't work, I'll find one that will.
