I initially try to open the box with simple means The Box is angered,does not open, it challenges me to a 1v1...or at least that's what I got from it's arrogant silence. I get wrecked by the Box. The Box clearly to MLG for a mere causal such as I. I leave the battlefield full of piss,blood and shame. I must better my self. *I train vigorously,In the mountain of Asgard, The Frostlands, I train in Darkness Depths Of the Abyss,The darkest depths of the sea, I train in the Darkest Depths of the Darkest Depths, The center of volcanoes,In the Heart of the Sun, I train while on a train, I train with a trainer,his name is Brad,he's a pretty cool guy. honing my skills,mastering martial arts and swordsmanship. I'm trained by the Masters,Then I'm trained by the Masters of Mastering. I become worthy to lift even Mjolnir while wearing Mjolnir,Thor & Master Chief are impressed. After 5 years of Mastering my skills I journey home. *The clouds part,A beam of light comes down* *landing Majestically,I dismount my Half Lion,Half Dragon,All Awesome Creature. I see the box,The Box knows why I returned. The Box agrees to meet me on the Moon. The battle ensues,The Box has grown in power since our last encounter, but so have I. The clashing of our power begins to tear the moon asunder,each blow shaking it's very foundation. I reveal the legendary Excalibur Soul Edge Calibur to the Box,The Box is shocked...or at least that's what I draw from it's stunned silence. I deliver a fatal blow, then deliver a moon shattering punch that sends the box back to Earth. at light speed,I fly back to earth. IN a giant crater,The Box Lay, knowing it was all over. The Box lay there condescendingly silent, as if it were saying "It, matters not,You'll never open me"..or at least ..nevermind. But alas,I had acquired a Keyblade for plot convenience sometime ago,and I won't be bothered to specify when. I point the keyblade,the box opens, I am engulfed by an aura of blinding light.