Alright. Well that box looks pretty sturdy, so I'm going to start by drinking 2 gallons of water(gotta keep hydrated). Within a few minutes i will need to go take a piss in which i will go to the bathroom and take said piss(don't wanna pee my pants while opening the box). After taking my piss i will take this box to my next door neighbor, who is a level 90 rouge in WOW (world of warcraft) who then sent me to his friend who is dungeon master in a local D&D club. We start playing a game of D&D to complete the quest of opening said box. Unfortunately i didn't have enough strength and had to quit. After this i decided it was time. I had to go ask the man. I asked my father to open it (we all know its easier for someone else. Like opening a pickle jar) and viola its open guess what was in it. 3 ascendant energy and 2 shards (if lucky)