I determine the best way to open it is using reverse psychology type methods. In order to learn how to open the box, I must learn how to close the box. I begin by putting in countless hours of studying in school to get good grades. Upon finishing high school, I apply to Postal Service University (of course it exists). After successfully making it in, I begin to learn the science of packaging. I visit multiple manufacturing facilities to learn how these objects are so cleverly folded together. After I graduate from PSU, I soon get hired at the nearest shipping facility for the post office where I fold and pack boxes. It is hard work, but I know it will be worth it when I can open the box. After working there for thirteen years, I finally feel confident enough to try opening boxes. I steal a few unfolded ones after work one day and begin practicing at home. I folded each box, very precisely, then taught myself how to unfold the boxes. Once I have done this enough times and stolen enough boxes for the company to start noticing, it is time to put my life to the test as I carefully unfold the box labeled junk.