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2/5/2015 1:04:32 AM
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I pull out my knife and
[spoiler]slit my wrists, as an offering to the UPS gods, begging for assistance in opening the box.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Britton: 2/5/2015 2:55:08 AMThe gods are mildly amused and give you a dull spoon.
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>Attempt to open the box with the dull spoon
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The box succumbs to the spoon. Inside you find a bottomless bowl dewritos.
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What a strange twist of fate. Curse you gods.
