1)butter some toast 2)sell soul to satan to get powers 3)use powers to make a portal that as butter shooting out of it. 4)use powers to make evil butter toast 5)slap toast on box 6)call the box a porkchop because it won't open 7)befriend box so it will open up to you 8)realize the box friend zoned you 9)live a sad miserable life because the box stole your toast