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2/4/2015 9:51:32 AM
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*Forges a box-cutting katana and attempts to open the box*
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Edited by robbinnDaHood: 2/4/2015 2:14:43 PM[quote]box-cutting katana[/quote] Classy
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The box opens but out comes disfigured statue, missing its head. Its secret power locked away, only to be released when its made whole again Ahead you see a door, a window, and a bathtub. Choose wisely.
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*Sits in the bathtub for a moment and realises it's a trap, so jumps out of the window and leaves the statue behind*
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Edited by Britton: 2/4/2015 10:46:31 AMOutside the window on the ground under a turtle you picked up for some strange reason, is the missing piece to the statue! But alas the window leading back to the statue is now sealed and impenetrable!
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*Curses and slams the turtle down and buys a burger*
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The turtle emotionally and physically hurt saunters off, with the secret entrance map on its belly, never to be seen again.
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What the hell! Why didn't I see that when I saw the other thing under the turtle? F***
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*your concious speaks to you* "Your hasty anger got you here, but maybe you can see the way back" Suddenly an old rusty basement door catches your attention near the sealed window.
