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originally posted in: Destiny YO MAMA Jokes
10/3/2015 11:59:51 PM
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Yo mama is so fat that she can squash the spider tank like a spider. Yo mama so stupid she thought RNG "really nasty geateu (or however you say it). Yo mama so fat, ghost had no problem finding her In the cosmodrome. Yo mama so stupid, when she first heard of the hive, she assumed they were a bunch of hungry bees. Yo mama so fat, her hunter started off with max armour and no agility. Yo mama so ugly that presence of Crota didn't affect her. Yo mama so fat when she gets teleported through time, part of her is still in that time zone You mama so stupid, Variks had to explain what 'Yes' meant every time he said it. Yo mama so ugly that the archon priest jumped back into his cell after seeing her. Yo mama so fat, after climbing the dust palace, it fell to the ground. Yo mama so fat, her sparrow needs 7 hours to summon. Yo mama so stupid, she tried rocket jumping with Dragons breath. Yo mama so fat every time she self resurrects, she can't be bothered getting back up.
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