Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Necrobump lol
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Edited by Astra: 2/24/2016 2:47:00 PMYo Momma so fat, when she jumped, she caused the collapse
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King's Fall hard, Transept checkpoint. Needing 3 guardians. Message on xbox [u]360[/u] for an invite.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to ask out Oryx, he told her he was Taken
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Yo mama's so ugly that taken Knights have to spam the blinding orb at themselves just to avoid looking at her!
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Yo mama is so fat, that when she enters the Crucible, Lord Shaxx shouts "You're crushing them!"
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Nurse: "We've lost all vital signs... He's gone." Darth Vader: "nnnNOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo"
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CLEAR! *pulls out defibrillators* *zaps posts*
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Yo mamas so fat it took [b]2[/b] Sunbreaker hammers to disintegrate her.
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Edited by Twisted Ego: 10/22/2015 7:06:20 AMDouble post, sorry.
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Yo mama so ugly even golgoroth would say no. Yo mama so fat oryx thought she was the dreadnaught. Yo mama so dumb when we were at oryx, she asked what's counterclockwise? Yo mama so poor that even taniks will have a house before her. Yo mama so
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I actually lol'd at the yo mama so fat, when she wears chatter white, guardians think she's the traveler.
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Your momma is so stupid she said this game is fun
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Yo momma so fat that when you DC she -is- the error code. Yo momma so ugly that phogath looks at her and goes "well,at least it's chained up." Yo mamma so fat that not even wolf pack rounds did enough damage. Yo mamma so fat, her shadow is considered the Darkness. Yo mamma so ugly even Cayde-6 would choose vanguard duty over going seeing her. Yo mamma so fat that even shade step doesn't go around her. Yo mamma so fat you need two fireteams of nightstalker to tether her.
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Yo mamas so stupid, she didn't know what "Disturb the Remains" meant in Skywatch.
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Yo mama so ugly, she is the reason why atheon falls down rarely
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Heres what I've got on yo mamma - 800lbs and highly militarised?
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Edited by btheimer21: 10/2/2015 11:18:16 PMYo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass. Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck. Yo mamma is so ugly, she makes Golgoroth look like Kate Upton. Yo mammas so fat, when she spawns into the crucible, Lord Shaxx shouts "Youre crushing them!" Yo mammas so fat, her arrival is a public event.
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Yo mama is so fat she can not launch a single thing in destiny " there are to many players for this activity"
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Yo mama's so fat that my warlocks super runs out before I run round her.
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Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide! Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her! Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice! Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her! Yo momma's so fat, atheon got stuck in one of her belly rolls and was lost in time! Yo momma's so ugly, oryx asked her if they were related! Yo momma's so nasty, not even servitors will devour her!
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Yo mama so ugly oryx sent her a friend request
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Yo mama so stupid when she did a raid, she thought of dead bugs
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Yo momma so ugly Oryx wouldn't take her.
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Bump lol
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Yo mama so fat she used a orbiting warsat to take her picture for the 3-d model on the destiny app