Welcome to the Regressing Herd.

Just to start off, I would like to personally thank each and every one of you who joins this group (And get butthurt at those who don't), and although I know not all of you are as zealous as me about RIC (or Retreating Invisible Cows) I hope you learn to love this group for its [u]udder[/u] lack of imperfections. However there are a few basic guidelines/facts I would like to say about this group to all the new members: - No try-hards!!! We don't want you here, and if you show up, we will report you as a terrorist. - No Turtle/Potato arguments on the RIC home page. - We cannot accept members who have more than one appendix, this is purely for technical reasons. - We are the best group, and if you say otherwise, then I don't care. One of the main misconceptions about us is that we are retreating, however we are not. A simple way to put it would be, "advancing towards future victory." This misconception is a common mis[u]steak[/u]. It's not like we are just [u]hoof[/u]ing it out of there. If you think you [u]herd[/u] this was a [u]stampede[/u] of a thread, then I think you are [u]pasture Prime[/u]. If you have not already joined, then GTFI to THE RETREATING INVISIBLE COWS!!! BOOM [spoiler]This had to be made, sorry if you disagree with it[/spoiler]