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originally posted in:CentauriAlpha Fan Fiction
Edited by Wazum:
4/5/2015 2:24:19 AM
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To any and all new members.
Welcome to our wondrous group, you little peice of shit. Your gonna go through some stuff in here. But your gonna love it, i promise.
Take me for example. Meeting me is the worst possible thing you can do in this group! But you just did, and your fine, right? Wrong. You just met the wolf. And now i know your name.
See that over there? That's geyser! He hates you. And me. Me a little more, but he still hates you nonetheless.
Those two hanging out in the corner are cats and senpai. Dont talk to them unless you want a visit from the wolf.
Are you a warlock? Prove yourself worthy or die. Cause this clan is overrun by hunters. *casually flips cloak* you dirty floof, you.
Now the kid sitting in the high chair is butter. He uh... Well... On a scale of a normal person to wazum... He's butter.
*points at golden chair* THAT, is centauri's chair. But he's never here so we all just fart in it.
Over there is photon. He's a warlock we tolerate.
Photon: "SQUUUUUEEEAAAAALLLLL"
*you notice a man sobbing in a corner and inquire*
That's CaNT. He doesn't leave the corner anymore. Too many puns.
*turns to see Helikaon in a corner, being sad because her never joined the RP group* heli! Your missin out, buddy!
Heli: HIIIIISSSSSSSS.
*walks up to boss, seeing him start typing the word "senpai" in group chat, so i throat-punch him*
*looks up as a massive jaeger falls from above* that there, *ground shakes as the jaeger makes impact* is my copilot, Hawk. He's pretty chill.
And finnaly, *hands you a can of lurk spray* this is your lurk spray.
*you spray a little bit of it up at the ceiling, only to reveal drath, who falls and worms around on the floor, screaming "TOP LURK! TOP LURK!"*
SO WELCOME TO THE NUTHOUSE, MOTHERFÛCKER.
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Damn this is outdated
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3 RepliesI'm like the only Titan here. Does that mean I get to punch more things?
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3 RepliesCringe
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Edited by Arima I akira: 5/1/2015 5:50:58 PMWthlol?
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4 RepliesEdited by Bapaotje: 4/29/2015 12:18:07 PM>Mary was only 15 years old >Mary loved Hitler so much, she had all the uniforms and hated jews daily >Mary prayed to Hitler every night before bed, thanking him killing all the jews >"Hitler is love" Mary says; "Hitler is life" >A jew heard her and called her a whore >Mary knew he was just jealous of her devotion for Hitler >She called him a jewish sympathiser fgt >He slapped her and sent her to go to sleep >She was crying, and her face hurt >She lay in bed and it was really cold >Suddenly, a warmth moved towards Mary >It's Hitler! >She was so happy He whispered into her ear "You'll nazì this coming." >He grabbed Mary with his powerful hands and put her down onto her hands and knees >Mary is ready >She spread her booty for Hitler >He penetrates her >It hurt so much but she did it for Hitler >She could feel her booty tearing as her eyes started to water >She pushed against his force >Mary wanted to please Hitler >He shouted a verse of mein kamf as he filled her with his anti jew spirit >The jew walked in >Hitler looked him straight in the eyes and said "Jew did nazì that coming." >Hitler comitted suicide right there >Hitler is love. Hitler is life. This copy past was made by adolf hitler
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20 RepliesWe have detected an illuminati in your group, we are preparing to purge .........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .................( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .................( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／
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This hurts my feelings and makes you look [i]special[/i] [spoiler]I'm sorry ^~^[/spoiler]
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Waz please tell me you made this post private, cuz I personally can't stand the mofo's posting below
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8 RepliesBack the -blam!- off my threads you whores.
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Hunturds
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LOLOL
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2 RepliesI warlock
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8 RepliesLuckily I am immune to lurk spray. Suck it Waz!
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Ok? If I is wilick then I still stay?
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11 RepliesDoes it count if I play warlock and hunter equally?
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2 RepliesEdited by Assasin1777: 4/5/2015 2:20:40 AMWhere's CanNT ?
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2 RepliesI found my soul mate
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3 RepliesEdited by Drath: 3/31/2015 7:48:35 AMI'm not included. Even though Cats and Butter came after me. Guess I'll cry, just a little. One tear... That's all! Stop watching me cry, goddamit!
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This is funny. [spoiler]holy typos[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDragoon hides in the shadows and reads shit all day. I'm so shadow you didn't even know I was a member.
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5 RepliesThis so much, but where am i?
