To any and all new members.

Welcome to our wondrous group, you little peice of shit. Your gonna go through some stuff in here. But your gonna love it, i promise. Take me for example. Meeting me is the worst possible thing you can do in this group! But you just did, and your fine, right? Wrong. You just met the wolf. And now i know your name. See that over there? That's geyser! He hates you. And me. Me a little more, but he still hates you nonetheless. Those two hanging out in the corner are cats and senpai. Dont talk to them unless you want a visit from the wolf. Are you a warlock? Prove yourself worthy or die. Cause this clan is overrun by hunters. *casually flips cloak* you dirty floof, you. Now the kid sitting in the high chair is butter. He uh... Well... On a scale of a normal person to wazum... He's butter. *points at golden chair* THAT, is centauri's chair. But he's never here so we all just fart in it. Over there is photon. He's a warlock we tolerate. Photon: "SQUUUUUEEEAAAAALLLLL" *you notice a man sobbing in a corner and inquire* That's CaNT. He doesn't leave the corner anymore. Too many puns. *turns to see Helikaon in a corner, being sad because her never joined the RP group* heli! Your missin out, buddy! Heli: HIIIIISSSSSSSS. *walks up to boss, seeing him start typing the word "senpai" in group chat, so i throat-punch him* *looks up as a massive jaeger falls from above* that there, *ground shakes as the jaeger makes impact* is my copilot, Hawk. He's pretty chill. And finnaly, *hands you a can of lurk spray* this is your lurk spray. *you spray a little bit of it up at the ceiling, only to reveal drath, who falls and worms around on the floor, screaming "TOP LURK! TOP LURK!"* SO WELCOME TO THE NUTHOUSE, MOTHERFÛCKER.