Who's the Luckiest SOB...?

The Raid Daddy Group was out for run #4 tonight and put in a personal best 1:10. I'm sure there are faster times, but for us, things were clicking pretty good...among the group I'm known for two things, the incredible number of times I die...and my incredible luck with the drops I've been getting when we raid. Yup, I'm that guy. So you can truly understand my fireteams frustration - in the previous times we've been to the Vault I've walked out with a full set of raid armor, atheon's epilogue, praedeth's revenge, glass minuet and the obligatory 3 chatterwhites. But tonight things seemed to turn...some of the team picked up some nice loot but I was getting shards, some energy, another chest piece...it had been a nice run, I had been gifted well in my previous visits so it was all good. Anyway, I needed shards. I needed 21 to be exact. My last piece of raid armor needed those 21 shards along with a boatload of spirit bloom to fully level up and hit 30. But the count coming out of the Vault was 15...so, no worries, I can get 6 in a few days... I pool my coins/motes etc, in my vault so I drop in to the Tower to unload everything, but as I pass by my vault screen I notice something I hadn't before, I have 4 shards in the vault. Sweet! Now I'm at 19, it won't take long at all to get 2 more...but wait, I just got a legendary chest piece that I can dismantle for...wait for it...2 shards! Holy s**t, I'm a boatload of spirit bloom away from leveling up... So, here I sit at 1am EST after collecting a boatload of spirit bloom with a +30 Hunter... And now, let me lead the cheer... Who's the Luckiest SOB in this game...? The freakin' STOOPIDnoob, that's who!