Poe 34

Wait and see... Bungie: "we made a ham sandwich, do you want some?" Me: "yes please." Takes a bite... "Um bungie?" Bungie: "yes what?" Me: "why did you give me a tuna and mayonnaise sandwich?" Bungie: "that ham is working as intended!" Me: "tuna isn't ham." Bungie: "....working as intended...." Me: "did you not listen?" Bungie: ".............." Me: "I'm waiting." Bungie: ".............." Me: "I'm going to play eso." Bungie: ".............." ...........…....................................................... -------------------------------------------------- ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -------------------------------------------------- ..................................................................... Bungie: "we realised we handed you a tuna sandwich.... We're ...sorry...? Would you try this great cheese sandwich with extra pickle?" Bungie: "are you still there?" Bungie: "hello.... Anyone... I have cheese....?" -------------------------------------------------- Me: "ok I'll give it another try..." Bungie: "thank you for you patience here is gift." Me: "um you just took away every thing I had already gotten...? Bungie: ".............." Me: "sigh..." ..... "Ok so where's this great cheese sandwich?" Thud... Me: "wtf bungie why did you just throw a cheese string at my head?" Bungie: "......working as intended?....." Me: "............" Splat... Bungie: "[b][u]PICKLE!!!!![/u][/b]