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Edited by Caterina:
11/20/2016 7:59:25 AM
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This Made Me Cry..
I couldn't help but watch in tears. Call me overdramatic but things like this are just unbelievable. And they weren't just dating, they weren't just seeing each other. They were MARRIED. For 18 years.
If you're reading this, don't ever cheat on your significant other. And if you, for whatever reason, get bored and want to be with someone else, at least have the courage to break up first. But cheating is unacceptable. It's selfish. It's not right.
[spoiler]It's 3am and I really need to sleep lol.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhy does he have any anger toward the guy? It's not the guy cheating on him.
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2 RepliesJust found out my dad cheated on my mom, after 15 years. Rip. [spoiler]octagon[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPfft...Women.. You want to see these tears I suggest you post a video of a Monster Truck named the Chevy Killverado running over a endangered blue whale with Jesus himself at the helm.....
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1 ReplyHappens to the best of us really. Mine cheated on me for 6 months, but that's another story.
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11 RepliesWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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Some husbands get off on this . He obviously doesn't. You just can't please everyone. Saying that he's halfway there with the snooping he just needs to let himself get aroused .
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1 ReplyShe just needed more Shaft. 😏
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54 RepliesOr maybe, if he wasn't such a piece of shit and knew how to please his wife of 18 years in the bedroom, he wouldn't have to worry about this. If after 18 years you don't know how to please your own wife, you should be less worried about flying drones and more concerned with tying the noose.
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Can't watch the video but I can imagine what it's about just with your description, cheating... Ah... Just like children, can't be happy with one toy, I guess I'll never understand why people do this, I like it that way
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Women are too much work. Only out for your money. [spoiler]or at least a good portion of them[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBump for later so I can watch. Dang... I got cheated on before, so this'll hit me in the feels And they say men are pigs
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1 ReplyCrap like this is why I have trust issues.
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19 RepliesEdited by Stitch: 11/20/2016 6:03:42 PMGood thing people like me can't get cheated on! We're such losers we won't ever get a significant other in the first place!
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1 ReplySO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ELECT TRUMP? NOT EVEN PRESIDENT YET AND HE IS TEARING ABOUT FAMILIES! [spoiler]#totallyLogicalArgument[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWasnt this debunked?
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That woman disgusts me
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No it didn't.
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2 RepliesI'm kind of curious what made him suspect her enough to follow her with a drone. And I know it's easy to get pissed at the guy too but really it's all on her.
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3 RepliesI guess you could say she got car jacked
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9 RepliesMy situations have been really messy it's hard to say if I cheated or not. /:
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1 ReplyYou can tell the cheaters in this thread lol
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I watched it without audio so maybe I missed something, But I just saw a woman wait for a car, talk to the driver some and get in. Maybe she was just buying some drugs or something? How do I know they had sex?
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Nah he's home free now! Bring on the full blown jim morrison midlife crisis. Hookers and blow party time!!!
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Edited by Dusk and Dakota: 11/20/2016 8:40:09 PMThe year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Matrix style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" PART 2: >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive PART 3: >2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired" PART 4: >2016 >Trump has just been elected >About to say first words as president >He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience >"Obama, you're fired" >Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution >Trump is emperor for the rest of time >2025 >Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems >Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall >The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets >Nogs are enslaved again >Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps What a great time to be alive PART 5: >2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" Your move, Sara
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4 RepliesThought I was dating a girl for 9 months. Everything seemed to be going great. Had 1 or two people text me and be like yo, are you two together, cause she says you're not. Brushed it off, thought they were jealous. Fast forward 2 weeks, get a text from a dude. Learn he was her ex (according to her) tells me in no uncertain terms to get the f[b]u[/b]ck away from his gf. I was highly confused, turned out she had hella been playing both of us. Dude got angry at me, so naturally I arranged a duel. I met him outside a basketball court. Went home with a black eye. I got in 1 little fight and my mom got scared, she said "you're gonna go live with your aunt and uncle in bel aire"
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11 RepliesSometimes you get bored
