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Edited by Sainyule:
9/30/2016 10:30:16 PM
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The Next president of the United States isn't Trump or Hillary
Hillary and trump stand side by side waiting to hear their name called. The announcement is made.
[quote]"Your next president of the United States is...."[/quote]
Hillary clenches her phone, ready to delete emails. Donald Trump begins to sweat, using his blueprints for the wall to wipe is brow.
[b][i]"BILL NYE"[/i][/b]
Bill Nye busts down the wall behind hillary and Donald with some science ass concoction, killing both of them, Bill Nye's theme blairs all over the United states.
Europe still doesn't understand our culture. Canada begins to slowly move away from America. ISIS just finished watching episode 2 of Bill Nye the Science Guy, now knowing that inertia is a property of matter, stop their violent atrocities and asks for peace among the whole world.
"BILL BILL BILL BILL" the crowd cheers.
Bill Nye walks up to the podium and adjusts his bow tie. He gets close to the mic. He let's out a breath, a silence falls upon the crowd.
[spoiler]"Science Rules" he whispers.[/spoiler]
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The funny thing is I'd actually vote for Bill considering the two current candidates
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1 Reply>Be class of high school >Teacher says we're watching Bill Nye videos today >Cheering >"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL" >cult.gif >goes on a crusade through the school >now 3200 strong >rampages through City is a mass of conversions >only Rednecks and Liberal Cry-babies are killed for their refusal to accept Bill Nye as an almighty god. > "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL," we chant. >within a matter of hours, we're spreading through the US like a cleansing fire. >Almost everyone converts, even the President >We integrate the US military as our own. >Everyone in the world is converted or dead, except for the Chinese heathens. >So we nuke them like North Korea. >Now the Earth worships Bill Nye. > "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL," we chant. >We develope space travel and conquer the galaxy. >even the San'Shyuum convert willingly. >We move from the Galaxy to others with ease, our armies invincible. > "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL," we chant. >The universe responds to us, and we know life it complete. >it says "BILL NYE, THE SCIENCE GUY!" [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] >"Science rules."
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I want to live in that country.
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8 RepliesBill Nye is not even a scientist, which is the funniest part. He has a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering, he's merely just an actor.
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1 ReplySounds like something a SYNTH would say.
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1 ReplyBill Nye the N[b]a[/b]zi Spy! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL HILL HILL HILL HILL HILL HILL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL
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[i]Bill Nye the political shill guy[/i]
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I get the feeling that Bill is the kind of guy who values science over morality.
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Yea. The guy who thinks anyone who doesn't drink the doom and gloom climate change coolaid should maybe be put in prison.
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would do the job 1 billion x 1 trillion times better
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FYI you can write someone's name on the ballot so if you're voting for Bill Nye his real name is William Stanford Nye
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BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
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This is a masterpiece
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Beautiful
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67 Replies-blam!- bill nye he is pro abortion
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Speaking for Canada - I approve of this turn of events.
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This. This is the world I want to live in.
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Well if he was president pretty sure Musk would get that Mars funding he wants
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i am okay with that
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3 Replies
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Wow. You people took this shitpost way too seriously. -blam!-ing OffTopic.
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Perfect. XD
