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9/12/2016 3:48:45 PM
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The Last Thing You Copied...
...was just sent to Obama :)
How would he react?
[spoiler]Feel free to share what you copied, just don't get banned. If you don't know what the last thing you copied was, just hit "paste" <3[/spoiler]
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Thanks Sara for ruining my already terrible day.
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I have nothing on my clipboard, sorry.
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I think he would be confused, mostly...
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(2x − 6)4(x2 + x + 1)5 Hope he knows math
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BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF Oh. I'm disappointed.
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[spoiler] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES [/spoiler] [spoiler]Pretty sure he'd be weirded out.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesImagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Aha-ah... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one
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" they try to tell us that aerosols are messing up the ozone. You're trying to tell me that in my house which is all sealed up, these aerosols can escape all the way to the atmosphere? I don't think so folks."-Donald Trump That's what I had copied
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My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood. Once, I was a cop; a road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Me... or everyone else. Here they come again. Worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I told myself... they cannot touch me. They are all dead. I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers. Haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this Wasteland. A man reduced to a single instinct: survive.
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Edited by Zany Zoe: 9/15/2016 4:02:27 PM[b][/b]
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[quote]What if Stalin was a chair?[/quote] He would laugh maybe.
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Edited by crazeeavery: 9/14/2016 5:24:50 PMHugs.. You tell me lol.
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He would arrest me and send me far away from the states never to return
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1 ReplyDon't think I can post a dox here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ6F9m25KA4
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http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-the-odyssey-2017-3-17-pts-patch-notes/ So I don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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1 ReplyI copied [spoiler]Life is precious, and suicide is a serious issue to be handled by licensed professionals. Bungie employees and forum moderators are not trained to handle those in a suicidal crisis; please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255). You may also wish to contact any of the following crisis prevention resources: US: www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org www.spanusa.org UK: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx Canada: http://suicideprevention.ca/thinking-about-suicide/find-a-crisis-centre/ International Directory: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html Military Crisis Line: Active duty, Guard and reserve service members, their families and friends stateside and in Europe have 24/7 access to the Military Crisis Line at no cost. For crisis support, those in the U.S. call 800-273-8255, then press 1. Callers in Europe dial 00800-1273-8255 or DSN 118. The toll-free service in Europe may not be available through all carriers or in all countries. Military One Source Toll Free Number: 800-342-9647 Military One Source Crisis Prevention: http://m.militaryonesource.mil/crisis-prevention[/spoiler] I guess Obama would be 'Great bloke probably looking after my mental health'
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https://goo.gl/images/LW6DLA He'd see Rem is best girl
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2 RepliesWhy have a private group if all your threads are public?
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He'd be rocking out with me!
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Sounds to me like you being a pussy hasn't been nerfed yet.
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If he likes football highlights, then he'll really like this one
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I rather not
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Obama gets another Lenny from me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
