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originally posted in:A R D E N T
Edited by Sainyule:
8/17/2016 4:51:20 AM
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There's a cat on my porch
This isn't my cat. Who's cat is this? It just showed up. Can you come get your cat please, it won't go away.
Update: my sister is trying to name it Scarlett. Does this cat look like a scarlett? Of course not, my sister is an idiot. But the cat is still on my porch. [i]Help me[/i]
Day 2: the cat is still here and all your recommendations have not worked. Chinese food almost worked, but it came back
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1 ReplyAre you from America? Then just pull out your gun and shot shot it in the face! If the police ask just say it was a lion
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Update bump
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Let me eat the cat
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2 RepliesDead meme
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A Llama showed up on my brother's porch once. Best part? It was porch day. He called to ask me what he should do...and I couldn't formulate an answer past laughing and some incoherent cuss words.
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1 ReplyAnd there's a snake in my boot
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I think it's cool. Let him chill
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1 ReplyOne of my cats is in heat. I kind of want to kill it
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3 RepliesEdited by Birdman: 8/16/2016 9:57:04 PMGive it to a Chinese restaurant
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You fed it. That porch is now that cats home. And that cat is now your cat.
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Edited by reggie: 8/16/2016 1:27:39 AMDamnit it's not porch day! Couldn't that pussy have waited 10 months!
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It's a white cat. Put up a cat basketball court and it'll get the -blam!- out of there in a hurry.
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5 RepliesKitty!
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Edited by kerrick2: 8/16/2016 1:23:41 AMHave a Chinese BBQ[spoiler]dibbs on the ribs [/spoiler]
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So thats where my cat went.
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1 ReplyA cat is on my roof (._.')7
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2 RepliesPorch day #2
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He looks nice. I had a cat that was friendly with many in the neighborhood. He had a route of people he visited and would sometimes spend the night next door. A few years after he passed away there was a Siamese who would visit at least twice a week. Super friendly and everyone on the block knew him. His folks may have moved away or he's just friendly and making his rounds.
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Sell it to a Chinese family
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2 RepliesPictures of idiot sister?
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Empty the food bowl and fill with anti-freeze. You're welcome.
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Ask your neighbors if the cat is theirs. Assuming you can get close to it. I recommend taking pictures and not hogging the cat around
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1 ReplyTell it to shut up.
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1 ReplyInb4 parody post
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3 RepliesEdited by I Am Not CoMa x: 8/15/2016 7:55:37 AM[quote] it won't go away.[/quote] You can't just make it go away. Once a cat has adopted you, you're their pet until they want you to go away.
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Well if you fed him/her, Good luck trying to get him/her to leave.
