Bnet Alert 8~5~16

What issss up, bnet nation!? I'm your host, killer-memestar! I have to get this out of the way today so let's get roiiigghhhttt into the neeews! ~cue background music~ >Today, in the news! This is not exactly linked to OffTopic but it's important. Well this is more like old news but this topic was brought to my attention by the user "the abyss walker". He linked me Frick the popos thread on it and I just had to do a story on it, for everyone should know about this. ~music gets dramatic~ There is a chemical in subways bread and supposedly other food produce called Dihydrogen Monoxide!! This "chemical" is dangerous and deadly according to many sources that I have looked through. This chemical is used in the production of yoga mats, coolant and even "a waste product of nuclear power reactors" and more? Scary right? Well upon further inspection, you see a hashtag on the bottom right hand corner of the image that saw this on that says "h2okills". I went into the comments and decided to do my own small amount of research. DHMO is literally just water. "The dihydrogen monoxide hoaxinvolves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO), and listing some of water's effects in an alarming manner, such as the fact that it accelerates corrosion and can cause severe burns." Quote from Wikipedia. Original post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210334509/0/0 Page about it being a hoax: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax For those who were not aware that it is a hoax and want to read up on it, click the link! >More, in the news! This is rather minor (or major depending on who you are and still play destiny) and destiny related (don't kill me please) but the Thorn IS back! (Okay wait yeah kill m-..) OKAY well don't listen to her, she is just a voice. They tell me what to say sometimes ahahah. But the Thorn may very well be on its way after Rise of Iron, brought to light by Reddit by... GameInformer? Interesting. This was brought to my attention by the user "I Noscoped Crota" awesome name btw. Screenshot he/she sent me (I had permission to link it): https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13903356_1171375939570347_775739242687208442_n.jpg?oh=bb300bf9deb6f728b3124eeb107b1f5e&oe=5819FCFD >Even more, in the news! There are tons of Destiny posts still ending up in #OffTopic. Please label and # your posts correctly. Kinda related? https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210262247/0/0 though it's not in #OffTopic >More in the news! Irony.. That's all. >lastly! In the news! Someone's uh.. "Meat" got grilled in #OffTopic. Credit to Toxic Muffin for bringing it to my attention. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210289740/0/0 TL;DR: Dihydrogen Monoxide is not a dangerous chemical, it's water. Thorn is to make a return. #Destiny posts are showing up in #OffTopic. Dick steak. That's it for this episode of B.net Alert, tune in tomorrow for more updates on drama you shouldn't care about!