Obligatory Friday Post 2.0

Happy Friday,everyone! [spoiler]I saw that,Thawk![/spoiler] Hope you're day is going to stratagem. So,I've got a story to share with you all. Tis something my older brother and I put together because we were bored. We thought it was funny,so I wrote it down. I wanted to remember it for the future,so I wrote in kind of a script form. You might wanna read the Spoiler below if you want to know the backstory behind these characters. If not,let's continue. [spoiler]So,these three are characters that my older brother and I created a long time ago. They're are basically small dragons that live in house of humans. The three main one are:Gold(The oldest),Firedrake(Unwittingly the smartest),and Jake(The baby cousin who's always getting them in trouble. Through all ten years of the characters being in our heads,we've never actually designed them. Gold is a Gold Dragon,Firedrake is a Silver Dragon(but looks more blue.),and Jake is a baby Red Dragon. If you're still reading this,you get a cookie.[/spoiler] Dungeons With Dragons Scene: Gold,Firedrake,and Jake are sitting in a small room filled with boxes and a lightbulb dangling from the ceiling. They have decided to play Dungeons and Dragons... Firedrake: Ooh,let's play this game! *enthusiastic expression* Gold: Alright,I'm going to be the dragon! *sprays breath freshener in mouth* Firedrake and Jake look at each other,then back at Gold Firedrake: Um...Gold,that's not how the game works. Gold: What!? *confused expression* Jake: *sigh* I'll be the Dungeon Master. *hint of being annoyed* *looks at Firedrake* Occupation? Firedrake: What!? *confused expression* Jake: Occupation? *emotionless expression* Firedrake: Uh...Professional sorcerer. Jake: Profession? *emotionless expression* Firedrake: What!? Jake: *sigh* Profession. Firedrake: Uh....Mercenary! Jake: Favorite color? Firedrake: Blue. *curious expression* Jake: Favorite food? Firedrake: Oat meal creme pies! *content expression* Jake: Favorite friend? Firedrake: Uh...*takes board and scribbles down,"Non-applicable"* Jake: Alright,give me a moment to conclude the results. *pulls out paper diamond and begins mixing and matching with wide eyes* Gold: Uh...Jake? Jake: *looks at Firedrake* You shall be married to a woman named Sue,and you will have thirteen children. Firedrake: Um... *confused and worried expression* [i]Later[/i] Jake: You have entered the mighty Squirrel Kingdom! But! a giant,ferociously-hungry squirrel is blocking your path! He will stop at nothing to devour anything! *looks up with content expression* Gold: I shall cast my Sil- Firedrake: *interrupts Gold* I cast my Lightning Spell! *throws dice down ecstatically*...Uh-oh! *face fills with sudden dismay and horror* Gold: What!? Firedrake: I missed.... Gold: *worried expression* Wha- Jake: *interrupts Gold and looks at board* *shakes head and looks at Gold* You were immediately devoured,fried and crispy....and mildly undercooked. *looks at Firedrake* And you are a terrible sorcerer. Gold: Well,now what am I supposed to do!? *confused and angry expression* Jake: Don't worry,we have a reserve character. Firedrake: Huh? Jake: You are now,"Skinny Jimmy:The Meal On Wheels". Gold: What!? *confused and angry expression* Jake: Better hurry,you've only got five turns left. Gold: What do you mean!? Firedrake: *stifled laughter* Jake: Oop,too late. You have just been consumed. Firedrake and Gold: What!? Jake: Squirrel rolls a mean pair of sixes. Gold: Since when could the enemy roll the dice!? *angry expression* Jake: [b]The Dice command it[/b]! *aggressively throws down dice with wide eyes* Gold: Now what? Jake: Don't worry,we have a reserve character. Gold and Firedrake look at each other Jake: You are now,"Tumba Bumba:The Pre-prepared Feast". Gold: Fine,let's continue! Firedrake: I'm going to cast my Fireball Spell! *scoops up dice* Gold: No! Firedrake:...Uh-oh... Gold: Huh!? *worried expression* Firedrake: I missed. *dismayed expression* Jake: *looks at Gold* You made a mighty fine cheese ball. Gold: URRRGH!!! *slams head in to table* Jake: Don't worry,we have a reserve character. [i]Later...[/i] Jake: You have reached the Serpent Kingdom! Your final showdown with the Snake King is at hand! *clutches dice* Firedrake: I'm going to charge all up all my manna! Gold: *head propped in hand* I'm a block of cheese,what could go wrong. *picks up dice* Jake: You were blown off the cliff by the wind! Gold: What!? *slams paper and pencil* No,that's not f- Jake: [b]The Dice command it[/b]! *aggressively throws down dice with wide eyes* Firedrake: Okay... *concerned expression* Jake: Don't worry- Gold: We have a reserve character! Jake: Hmm,how'd you know? *confused expression* Gold: I don't know,maybe I saw it in a dream! Jake: Fitting,because now you're a Magic 8 Ball. Gold: Oh come on! *throws arms up* Firedrake:Ooh,I'd like to roll for wisdom! Gold: No! Jake: Fine print reads,*squints* [b]"One time use only"[/b]. Firedrake:It says,"Why?". Gold: *repeatedly slams head into table* Why!? Why!? Why!? Jake: Hmm...it appears you are out of reserve characters. Would you like to create a new one? Gold: Yeah,I wanna be a pair of dice! *picks up dice and hurls them at Jake,sending him flying into a pile of boxes* Now,where were we? [spoiler]Thanks for reading,let me know if you want to see more of these characters in the future.[/spoiler]