The Animal Kingdom RP

The hell is this...? Animal Jam?

[b]An Atyoxl walks out from a creek, covered in mud. It begins walking towards New York, when a person steps on him. A loud crack is heard as the small amphibian's bones are shattered.[/b] "Oh crap! I killed that little lizard!" " [i]I'm fine[/i]." [b]The Atyoxl's bones mend as it gets back up. It only takes a few minutes to fully heal. It begins padding off to New York again. It's eventually arrives, and takes in the sights.[/b]

[i]The Liger roams free after breaking out of the Atlanta zoo.[/i] "Roar"! I said.

The Mantis Shrimp walks around. He find a harmless fisher and shatters every bone in his body, turning the fisher into a human pancake and killing him immediately. [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]

A cuttlefish floats in the ocean

[b][i]Winter's Grasp[/i][/b] [b]Yukon, Canada[/b] [i]The white powder had settled over the landscape, changing it, sending the greenery away until spring. Husks of trees and brush poked out of the snow, their bare limbs to the sky, aside from the conifers, whose needles gleamed with a coat of frozen frosting. From beneath the trees, in the shadows, skulked a figure known all too well in the Great White North. His head hung low, for he feared not even death. His right eye was blind, noting but a glazed white circle, and three deep scars across it. His fur was a dusky silver and black, his body muscular and strong. His pack had cast him out, an outlaw, for murdering a hunt partner who failed to catch a young elk. His scars were earned from his fight with the alpha, whom he had killed. Few dared to stand in his way, and the mere mention of the name Buck was enough to send most the other way. Even humans avoided his land. Rumor had it that he had been shot once, in the right shoulder, and survived, attacking and brutally mauling the man who shot him. Without his pack, he seemed weak, but without fear, he was strong. [/i]

The leviathan prowls the depths of the ocean floor. Approaching New York city.

[i][u]Dafuq is this..?[/u][/i] [b]A big fat panda rolls around, rolling some bamboo blunts and getting high as f-ck. All the female pandas were attracted to the stoner panda. The panda texted his girlfriend, using his bamboo phone: 'ey bish, wanna bamboo n chill?'[/b] [spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]

-the hyena comes out of his cave, high off his ass... Again.-" Hehehe, duuuude hehehehe yeah...." [spoiler]open [/spoiler]