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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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>puts on suit >applies cologne >rolls up to box's house in sweet ride >box hops in car >box looks more sexy then usual >takes box to fancy restaurant >restaurant recently opened >arrive at restaurant >holds open door for box >sit down at a romantic candlelit table >talk about recent events >box is turning me on >tries to hide boner >asks if we can take this to my place >return to my apartment >arrive at room with box fully naked >I can see all her tape and folded edges >slowly starts inching towards box >starts caressing box >romantically kisses box >slowly lower my hands >feels tape >seductively takes off tape >opens box >finds horse porn
