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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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> Runs away to Canada > Buys all the maple syrup > Offers the box a generous amount of maple syrup > Box refuses my offer > I drink all the syrup to drown my sadness > In my mass drinking of syrup, I come up with a genius plan to take pictures of the box and put them on the internet hoping that a Jedi knight would kindly come over and hurt the boxes outside > I wait > I receive a box in the mail from Yoda, but I can't open it... > I put the two boxes in a romantic environment > They both remove their skin to show the contents
