•I get a degree in genetics. •I genetically modify a woodchuck that can chuck wood. •I keep it locked in a cage for a week with no food. •I set it in a few feet in away from the box. •I attach a drill to it's face. •I dangle a piece of wood in front of it's face. •It charges, and I pull up the wood at the last second, sending it running full speed toward the box. •Collision •Opened