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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris replaces deej in prison of elders reveal Bîtches:I never said I was entitled to a raid I was entitled to whatever u want chick Chuck:don't call me chuck Bîtches:yes sir supreme ruler over us Bîtches
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Chuck Norris uses a Gjallerhorn to light his breakfast cigar.
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I love this so much
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Edited by Gilkes: 4/18/2015 9:58:27 AMChuck Norris has got no time to explain why he's got no time to explain why he's about to roundhouse kick the exo stranger in the face.
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Chuck Norris is his own sub class.
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When chuck norris runs sword the fireteam actually fires on command lol
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Atheon ask permission before he teleports Chuck norris
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Edited by Talchanka: 5/2/2015 2:35:14 PMKabrs real name is Chuck Norris and the Titan shoulder charge is just a nudge to him
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Edited by huskerkme: 4/27/2015 7:23:45 PMChuck Norris was once hit by thorn, after five painful ticks of its DoT... the user died.
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Chuck Norris once got a Gjallarhorn from a white engram. This put the Cryptarch bank into the red, prompting them to give many a guardian greens for their purples to make up the deficit.
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Chuck Norris puts the Templar in a detainment shield because the one that the Templar already has isn't enough
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1 ReplyChuck Norris got Monte Carlo from the Nightfall... On Xbox
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Atheon teleported Chuck Norris, And got forever lost in the dark corners of time.
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Chuck Norris is the Gjallahorn.
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When a Bladedancer sees Chuck Norris, they get ready to respawn.
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Necrobump?
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Not destiny and I don't know if anyone said it but, the Big Bang was Chuck Norris farting
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Chuck norris isn't effected by titain shoulder charge
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Edited by Gilkes: 4/18/2015 9:53:33 AMChuck Norris got pretty annoyed that he wasn't written into the plot. So he roundhouse kicked the Destiny storyline into orbit. If you look up to the stars at night, you might still hear the missing Peter Dinklage VOs.
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When Chuck Norris' team dies in Crota, the Oversoul kills Crota.
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Once while Chuck Norris was doing hard Crota, the sword glitched and disappeared. Chuck improvised and beat Crota to death with his own life bar. Titans learned Fist of Havoc from watching Chuck Norris. Too bad it's his normal melee. Chuck Norris can self revive...As a Hunter
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the moon has so many craters because chuck loves to practice his FOH.
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Chuck Norris revived Dinkle Bot and said "get up bitch". The traveler is one of Chuck Norris`s balls. Chuck Norris walked up to Crota with the Khvostov in his hands Crota then kneels and stabs himself.
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Chuck Norris snapped the horn off Lord Shaxx's helmet because he ran out of beer glasses.
