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Edited by PureBeast72:
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris makes the Khvostov exotic when he holds it
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Kabr Vs. Chuck Norris Better than mayweather vs paciow
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3 RepliesEdited by Toometh: 4/4/2015 7:21:17 AMBump for [b][i][u]LATER[/u][/i][/b] Not [b][i][u]NOW[/u][/i][/b]
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When Chuck Norris wakes the Hive, the Hive go back to sleep.
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5 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris fights Crota, he gives Crota a chalice.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has the Iron Banner Pulse Rifle
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Chuck noris soloed Crota with NLB
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Chuck Norris blinks as a titan, whait Cuck Norris is titan, warlock and hunter at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need dinklebot to open his doors. They open before Chuck kicks them down.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris fell off map. Map relocated to where chuck Norris is and killed ALL other guardians.
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Chuck Norris met crota a long time ago and... Wait. Who's crota?
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- Exotic weapons RNG Chuck Noris - When Chuck Norris stepped into the Vault of Glass, everything in it was lost in space and time. - Cursed Thrall ran toward Chuck Norris. He defused it and kept it as a pet - Urzok the Hated loves Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris held the flag before the match of Control and instantly scored 20,000 points - Finally, one conversation with Chuck Norris made sense of this games story.
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Chuck Norris is the reason that the hive were locked up and asleep.
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Chuck Norris spawned into a crucible match. Everyone's systems blew up.
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Edited by ScizorKic24: 5/3/2015 12:01:27 AMChuck Norris received strength of the pack for killing all members of the opposing team in a crucible match... he was the only person in his fireteam(one man wolfpack)... [spoiler]Not Destiny related- Zach Galifianakis is Chuck Norris' beard's stunt double.. normally... Mike Tyson broke his hand on Chuck Norris' beard... the director of The Hangover thought it would be funny to have Chuck stand in as a beard double for Zach Galifianakis[/spoiler] Under Chuck Norris' beard there is not a chin, in it's place is his favorite weapon, another fist... he refers to this (hidden) fist as Gjhallahorn...
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Change Chuck Norris to Kabr. Or better yet, Lord Shaxx.
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Chuck Norris eats red bars for breakfast
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Invisible walls don't tell Chuck Norris to turn back. He got to the top of that mountain.
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Edited by Pyro 509: 5/2/2015 5:21:26 PMEdit: why did the crow cry when chuck Norris entered the reef? Post answers
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Chuck Norris laughs at The Comedian
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Chuck Norris knows both devils and wields both at the same time
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Felwinter does not lie to chuck norris
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Chuck Norris melee one Hits the gatekeepers in CE
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2 RepliesEdited by Stahnke: 4/26/2015 8:04:51 PMthe jumping puzzle carries chuck to the gatekeeper. the gatekeeper teleports out of the vault when it sees chuck chuck norris can carry both relics. atheon asks for chuck norris' permission before teleporting him chuck one-shots oracles with his gaze. the detainment bubble cannot detain chuck chuck punches atheon in the leg and gets a critical hit when chuck kills atheon and waits the full 5 minutes, everyone is his fireteam gets an extra exotic. chuck takes xur's strange coins for his lunch money. shooting chuck with golden gun in crucible causes instant death.....for the gunslinger
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Chuck Norris got The Vex.......from Crota
