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Edited by PureBeast72:
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris was offended that bungie could create a better story than he could. He called them up. Here is what we have now.
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The ghost dissent revive chuck Norris, chuck Norris revived the ghost
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Crota doesn't glitch on Chuck Norris[spoiler]chuck Norris glitches on Crota...[/spoiler]
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Smoggy is love, Smoggy is life.
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chuck norris soloed VoG hard
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Edited by Osiris: 3/29/2015 3:46:35 PMChuck Norris didn't wipe, Crota wiped! Chuck Norris found Thorn from the shipwright
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2 Replieschuck norris CAN melt steal beams
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3 RepliesChuck Norris stared a gorgon to death
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2 RepliesChuck Norris invented the Gjallarhorn.
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When Chuck Norris wakes the hive, he round house kicks em in the face.
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Chuck Norris once found an exotic engram in a roc strike.
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Chuck Norris's armor is all exotic.
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Chuck Norris is a 33
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Chuck Norris is what's chasing the cabal
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Lord Shax learned everything he knows from Chuck Norris.
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Smoggypluto does not approve of this. The world will burn to ashes in a few days.
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The Exo Stanger [b]HAD[/b] time to explain to Chuck Norris
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As soon as Chuck Norris enters the Hellmouth, Crota kneels. Chuck Norris is what the Cabal are running from.
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Chuck Norris ALLOWED smoggypluto to complain
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Edited by QDOGG4Eva: 3/29/2015 1:37:48 PMChuck Norris uses every planet as his loot cave
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Chuck norris is the reason destiny has no story. Copyright infringment.
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Chuck Norris once got drunk and -blam!-ed a knight and it had a kid, 200 years later that kid is now known Chuck Norris doesn't have to defend the warsat, all he does is throw it back into space
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Chuck Norris has sex with a NASA employee. His DNA was accidently carried on the back of a exploratory ship to Mars. The Traveller was Born.
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Chuck Norris is so op he was given a fat lords eye from the awoken queen
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Gjallahorn doesn't fire rockets... It fires chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.. (Which is why it's op)
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1 ReplyChuck Norris gets legendary engrams from cryparch packages.
