I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris is why titans can't blink
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The Speaker could tell you, but Chuck Norris won't let him
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Chuck Norris Is The Reason Omnigul Screams
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For Chuck Norris, the Stranger had time to explain why she didn't have time to explain.
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Chuck Norris revived his ghost
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The heart of the black garden was actually chuck Norris's beard
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The Arkon Priest wasn't imprisoned. He was hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The Golden age actually refers to the colour of Chuck Norris's beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to defeat Crota with a sword...just his stare will defeat him The raid on Crota is over when you start CUZ Crota heard that Chuck Norris was in orbit and killed himself with his own sword
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Crota suffers from presence of Chuck Norris
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Chuck norris doesn't get weight of darkness..The darkness gets weight of chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris gets his rewards in orbit.Before landing.
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Good stuff
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a chalice to regain health
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Crota needs to cheese Chuck Norris' end.
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Edited by Bluerajah1672: 3/30/2015 9:05:06 AMWhen it refers that Chuck Norris has opened the time stream (because he can!) it just means he has unzipped his jeans and he's having a piss. Chuck Norris soloed Chuck Norris!!!!!
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Chuck Norris created the Darkness because he got bored of playing Chess Chuck Norris titan punched the moon................ Chuck Norris picked the warlock class, he used his solar grenade ability and created the sun Chuck Norris refused to pick the hunter class in PvP Chuck Norris holds all the completed time records for raids
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Chuck Norris didn't cheese Crota's End
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Chuck Norris one shot rocket mc d$&$ face with the husk of the pit!
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Chuck Norris sent Atheon to a timestream
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When Chuck Norris gets killed... Wait. What am I saying? Chuck Norris DOESNT GET KILLED.
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Edited by Franchise Jon: 3/30/2015 7:47:19 AMChuck Norris is always supercharged. Watch out for his feet of havoc.
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Chuck norris dual wields gjallahorn. Chuck norris can solo the oracles. When chuck norris kneels crota dissconnects. When you shoot chuck norris with thorn you take damage over time.
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Chuck Norris decides what's real or not in the vault of glass #chucknorrisgaze
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Chuck Norris is the darkness itself.
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Chuck Norris is destinies story