Turns on chainsaw Cuts cake Eats cake while thinking of how to open the box Takes cake platter Trades it in for a shotgun Raid drug den Bust all the criminals Collect money from their bounties Invest in stock Quickly become billionaire Invents time machine Goes to early childhood Makes parents billionaires Hires a butler Has parents disappear Young me becomes Batman Fast forward to the future where I get the box Yell ",I'M BATMAN" at the box Box opens because I'm batman.