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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyFirst I recruit NFL star Oddell Beckam Jr. to me open the box. (Sorry if your European) At the sight of Oddell the box attempts to flee by jumping away. The box sees a nearby cliff and decides that jumping off and dying is a better alternative to being opened. As it attempts to leap to its death, the box is suddenly snagged out of the air with three fingers and lands safely at the bottom of the cliff on a football stadiums end zone. The Box now knows it is defeated and opens without further resistance.
