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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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2 RepliesFirst I kidnap two baby chimpanzees from the zoo. I raise them both separately for the sole purpose of opening the box. Every waking minute of their life is devoted to training for that moment when they grow up and are given the opportunity to open the box. Then one day the two chimps are ready. Their training is complete. I place them in a small room where they see each other for the first time. In the middle of the room is The Box My voice comes from a speaker In the room that says, "only one is worthy to open he box" Then they fight to the death in order to secure the right to fulfill their meaning in life and be the one to open the box.
