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2/5/2015 5:11:03 AM
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I waterboard the box
The box's resolve crumbles
The box has a nervous breakdown as I crush its will with methodical torture
The box opens and divulges its secrets to me
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The box reveals documents that prove the CIA is actually the most evil entity ever. [spoiler]and theyre coming for you.[/spoiler]
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I rifle through the documents...it is an employment agreement followed by a list of domestic terrorism cells and their whereabouts. The healthcare package is decent, but the retirement benefits are god-awful Moments later the CIA knock on my front door. As i climb out of my shady basement I realize that breaking the box is a test...
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Edited by Britton: 2/5/2015 5:42:02 AMAs you your feet start sprinting you can hear a helicopter, and shouting. "YOU THERE! HALT!" They say. But your feet carry you faster and faster. You look around and notice the helicopter is falling behind, but you have a large rock in your pocket and you have no clue where it came from. From the box maybe? You pull it out and notice its a tiny meteor, and can feel your speed increase as your skin soaks up its power. Then you notice yoir running over 75mph!!! You can feel more speed in your legs and take off to live your life as the flash.
