First, I'll utilize NASA's rockets to bring that sucker to Pluto. Then, by Einstein's theory of relativity, I shall fly around the planet, thus making the box thousands if years older than I. I then pick up the box and chip away the ice particulates that formed and simply blow on the box, disintegrating the destroyed particles.
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You find a dark matter machine... it creates dark matter from water, which is plentiful enough on earth to allow you to fuel the first near light speed space craft. But alas, water isnt so abundant in space.