"Tonight" I yawned and sighed. "Tonight is the the night where we Tried!" Me and my friends, we sat there together With all sorts of tools From knives right to feathers "This box was one that was given to me, With all the hard effort, I've failed to open it, You see." My friends they sat and thought bout what I said. "Maybe you should dance!" "Atop of a bed" So I took their advice not knowing what happen The box did not open, but my gay friend was fappen We sat right back down disturbed by what we've seen "Hit it hard with a hammer" he screams! That did not rhyme I know I know But from my head this is being made with no time So the hammer was new and strong and polished I hit box three times The hammer was demolished We sat around thinking again Bill got some chocolate To feed to us men While walking I Fell I tripped and falled The following happened >???? >Profit