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2/4/2015 11:04:20 AM
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"Tonight"
I yawned and sighed.
"Tonight is the the night where we Tried!"
Me and my friends, we sat there together
With all sorts of tools
From knives right to feathers
"This box was one that was given to me,
With all the hard effort, I've failed to open it,
You see."
My friends they sat and thought bout what I said.
"Maybe you should dance!"
"Atop of a bed"
So I took their advice not knowing what happen
The box did not open, but my gay friend was fappen
We sat right back down disturbed by what we've seen
"Hit it hard with a hammer" he screams!
That did not rhyme
I know I know
But from my head this is being made with no time
So the hammer was new and strong and polished
I hit box three times
The hammer was demolished
We sat around thinking again
Bill got some chocolate
To feed to us men
While walking I Fell I tripped and falled
The following happened
>????
>Profit
English
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My name is Bill... And I like chocolate... The hot kind.... * sips hot chocolate *
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Your rhymes they are weak, But your profit is strong, But the box mocked your success, all day long With you bank account fat and more tools at your disposal You return to the box after hearing a clever proposal
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This proposal is smart, but more of a hint I think for a while for what rhymes with hint Then was when I realised that I must know what rhymes with junk! Funk, Punk, lunk, Sunk. Sunk! I go to the north in an icy sea In this slow boat I look around in glee We are above the ruins of the Titanic Boat The titanic was a boat Which did not fuçking float I swim to the bottom with the box in my hands Stop and behold- >???? >(•_• ) >Be me >In Titanic >Wants a girl >Probably will get an apple or something >hopefully doesn't >Waits underwater with box in Titanic
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[quote]I swim to the bottom with the box in my hands Stop and behold-[/quote] A bunch of sea clams! But air you need, so swim you must Into the wreckage you go with trust The box is what guides you and pushes you on, You arrive in a chamber with air and lights on? Back in time you go Your clothes and hair different The box lets you explore this now sucken remnant A woman you see! So beautiful and true! But this is titanic and you know she is doomed... > woo her lol
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Edited by Jocus: 2/4/2015 11:40:25 AMI look at her confused. She is nude and electric sparks around us. So looks up at me and fiercely says, "Come with me if you want to live!" She drags me onto deck and is in a fight with the captain. He was a robot. He falls upon the wheel and the boat spins into an iceberg. [b][i]NECESSARY EDIT [/i][/b]
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The titanic sinks, her in your arms, and the women you could've had is lost. The box opens before you and reveals that your stuck on the ship to whither and die.
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The box was unaware I am the terminator from the second movie and I can easily escape. Fuçk you box
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But in your effort to escape the icy water you focus too much on heat and are transported to a pool of lava!!!!! Where you melt! !!! And the box watches (somehow) in victory.
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Well fućk
