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2/4/2015 11:01:38 AM
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Your gift a mistake
The box sees your fate
The woman dissappears deep in the lake
Out from the heavens, In an immaculate chorus,
Down from above decends a man name horace.
Horace is special this cant you see?
He has the star trek limited edition gold pizza cutter, plus it was free.
His biceps are large, and his chest is well groomed.
His star trek knowledge is vast, and he knows all the moons.
I hope this makes up for my silly mistake
But thats all i have, and now my leave i must take.
English
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Oh thank you, dear op! I won't forget this, this pizza cutter was something I need undoubitly. I needed to finish my collection. I had the bronze, steel, and silver, all that reflected my complexion. One was missing, as it seemed, a piece of my life that was incomplete. As I surfed the webs, high and far, all I could find were replicas, it seemed that the supply of the gold was deplete. Now that my life is finally complete, and my display finished I shall return to the Enterprise, for there is pizza that shall be gutted. As i hold up the gold relic, it shone bright, I spoke without any fright. "Beam me up, Scotty." And disappeared into the night.
