Thank you, good sir. I appreciate your gift, do not be detoured. But you see, women are not who I seek, for I am one myself, so bland and meek. Do not fret, I enjoy the gift indeed. I will teach her do things for me. Go get my clothes, and feed the cat. But I will also treat her nicely - at that! I will let her use my xbox And play on my tv. For she can be a best friend for me. Or even my family [spoiler]not really.[/spoiler] Now I am no longer alone A loser with no life, I have a good friend, and I thank you, op. For giving a great gift to me [spoiler]i also would have loved that star trek limited edition gold pizza cutter, but this works too.[/spoiler]