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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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3 RepliesI place the box in front of me, i turn the box 360 degrees, i then pull out a large black Sharpie. I proceed to write the numbers 1-9 on the top of the box in even sizing and spacing. I then place the top of my Sharpie back on. I then begin to touch the number 1 gently, then i press the number 2. I again press the number 1, then 2, then 3. I hit the following numbers as such: 3, 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven. The box lets out a moan, and the lid slowly opens up. I look inside to see...
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2 Replies1) Take a saw, cut a hole in the box. 2) Cut the box in half. Two halves make a whole. 3) A whole fills a hole. Put the whole inside the hole. 4) The box fills itself in a wierd non-Euclidian violation of dimensional space, I believe it may count as opened. And it is also closed. And nonexistent.
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1 ReplyI'll put the box in a bigger box. Then I'll ship it out to China. I'll arrive there, pick it up and place it in a bigger box. It will then be transported by a small Chinese man with a huge dong and 4 dogs. He will deliver it to a man in India. This man will place it on his chest and crab walk to my house in California. He'll place it on my front step and I'll smash it with a hammar!
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2 RepliesWalks up to box "It's okay, they are gone now. It's safe to come out."
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6 RepliesI'll use bacon strips to pry open the top of it then use the grease to open the next then I'll eat the bacon burp and be happy.
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5 RepliesTakes out works box cutter and cuts the top of the box open.
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10 RepliesUses a rock and a hard place
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10 Repliesuse a spoon and my butt cheek to open it
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1 ReplyI unwrap the box. It says destiny for xboxone I burn it with fire! A huge cloud of smoke blocks my visions, as the smoke starts to fade I see...
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2 RepliesHow can the box be real if our eyes aren't real?
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1 Reply"Want to play Destiny?" [spoiler]this question will make even the quietest shout out in disagreement[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Panda: 2/5/2015 5:48:42 AMBOOM[spoiler]700th comment[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesStrategically place box in gravity containment chamber and hang the box over a set of carefull fall dampeners so the contents are not damaged. Then slowly increase the gravity untill contents are released from their evil box prison. Very simple box science.
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3 RepliesThe only way to open that box is with photoshop. You must get rid of the magical seals created by the watermarks....
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1 ReplyI sacrifice turtle babies mixed with flaming poo and then summon Crota who carved the box away but leaves the contents inside unharmed plus turtles
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7 RepliesEdited by Mix It Up MK: 2/5/2015 5:39:17 AMCut out a bunch of perfect circle holes that are different sizes in the box, like polka dots, then paint it white. Sprinkle on some catnip, because I'm a cat. Go completely crazy, and, eat the rest because you realize it looks like Swiss cheese.
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8 RepliesI take out my knife, cut the palm of my hand, and drench the top of the box in blood and paint "op is a fgt" into the cardboard, as payment to the dark box lords.
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3 RepliesWhy is it that everyone wants to use their dicks to open it? How exactly is that supposed to work anyway?
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7 RepliesEdited by AlexzFool: 2/5/2015 5:35:32 AMI mail the box to Barack Obama, leaving my address for him to send it back after he opens it. [spoiler]Obama and I are homies from the 1640's[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI eat the box
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2 RepliesEdited by Captain Korasi: 2/5/2015 5:29:01 AM[b]helpful hints[/b] [quote]-Your dick isnt a good way to open the box.[/quote] Literally, my first thought was to open with dick. Damn you, OP.
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6 RepliesI cut it open but instead of using a box cutter I use a chainsaw.
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5 RepliesI determine the best way to open it is using reverse psychology type methods. In order to learn how to open the box, I must learn how to close the box. I begin by putting in countless hours of studying in school to get good grades. Upon finishing high school, I apply to Postal Service University (of course it exists). After successfully making it in, I begin to learn the science of packaging. I visit multiple manufacturing facilities to learn how these objects are so cleverly folded together. After I graduate from PSU, I soon get hired at the nearest shipping facility for the post office where I fold and pack boxes. It is hard work, but I know it will be worth it when I can open the box. After working there for thirteen years, I finally feel confident enough to try opening boxes. I steal a few unfolded ones after work one day and begin practicing at home. I folded each box, very precisely, then taught myself how to unfold the boxes. Once I have done this enough times and stolen enough boxes for the company to start noticing, it is time to put my life to the test as I carefully unfold the box labeled junk.
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2 RepliesI take an alligator feed it some turtles then throw the box at the alligator take the box from the alligator (and don't get bitten in the process) then give the box to my sister who then turns into a hagraven and lights me on fire I then proceed to burn her I get in a tub then turn into a warlock and throw an axion bolt and it opens and something is inside!!!!!!
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3 RepliesI waterboard the box The box's resolve crumbles The box has a nervous breakdown as I crush its will with methodical torture The box opens and divulges its secrets to me
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1 ReplyNo reply for me?!?!
