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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Can I flip it? [spoiler]Yes, you can.[/spoiler]
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I burn it
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Controlled detonation.
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-throws an elephant at the box- Done.
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Step one Cut a hole in the box Step two Put your junk in the box XD
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Use your junk to open that junk
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Bump Hump
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1 ReplyRaises army of squirrels and trial s them to open boxes. [spoiler]Since I'm not allowed to simply stick my dick in it for my enjoyment :P[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI open it.................. WITH A BOX CUTTER!!!!!
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Stick my dick in box -done
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2 Replies*calls Morgan Freeman and brad Pitt* *Morgan stairs in disbelief Brad Pitt screams "what's in the box man" several times "Idk, why don't you open it and find out" I reply He does...
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Inside of the box is a midget a chinaman, 6 black guys and a Mexican lady who only knows the words "me please" The 6 black guys sympathize with the Mexican lady for being put into such an awkward position. the chinaman attempts to cook the midget often mistaken as a dog. The midget punches the chinaman and immediately crawls under the Mexican lady's enormously large skirt. The 6 black men play rock paper scissors to see who will fight the Chinaman first. The Chinaman spontaneously spin kicks the 6 black men in the face all while yelling "Kung-Fu Muthasuka!!" The Chinaman approaches the Mexican Lady. The Midget escapes out of the back of the skirt. *Lifts up skirt* 9 Mexican Midget baby's jump out and maul the Chinaman to death. The midget the Mexican lady and all six of their recently born children then jump back into the box.... And as I stood there not quite realizing what had happend, I take the first bite of my cereal in the morning... And say to myself "I need rehab"
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1 ReplyEdited by Rhynerd: 2/6/2015 6:33:58 PMThe box and I would witness our planet falling apart. As I worked to open it in a way you'd call art. These ages turn dark, I've only left scars. For secrets locked in this odd keepsake. This strange brawl turns into war I chose my side, we both crawled. Ideals began to fade out. I fought without a doubt. Moanings were scattered from dawn to dusk then. Children were uttering prayers. Forsaken souls were not enslaved. These stories are now only engravings in caves. For this strange brawl turned into a war. Me and the box as two sides of it. ideals faded out. I fought without a doubt I longed to open it. Me and the box began to crave for an ending to these tears. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRbv0KOuDSc]So we strolled right out into space.[/url] Held aloft by "light" We met again in still darkness Not with rage or bloodlust, but with Love a-shivering fine As a star lost in space We strolled into a new time, With Quivering lives and dreams We Displayed a few big tasks for new empires We were both Longing for new senses So we took new forms Amid the sound Amid the sound But Lost forever doomed Those Cold faces drowning in our old world. All amidst was silent for so long Until I was once again Howling for that keepsake And it's knowing light I Strolled right out of time Breaking all it's tape lines Meaning for all it's secrets It was Meant to be a silent tight But I was now Breaking it's form with a single Mortal arm Mortal arm
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Slices stomach and pours stomach acid onto box Casually leans over and sees what's inside
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4 Replies*put bowl of soup outside of box* *out crawls homless midget* I then punt the midget and look inside box.
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Edited by JoeMamasfat: 2/10/2015 10:52:43 PM1) Put box in a slightly larger box. Repeat [i]*N[/i] times. 2) Mail box to some one with instructions to mail the contents of the box to some one else. Repeat [i]*N+1[/i] times. 3) After [i]*N+1[/i] recipients, the contents of the original box are to be mailed back to me.
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1 Reply•I get a degree in genetics. •I genetically modify a woodchuck that can chuck wood. •I keep it locked in a cage for a week with no food. •I set it in a few feet in away from the box. •I attach a drill to it's face. •I dangle a piece of wood in front of it's face. •It charges, and I pull up the wood at the last second, sending it running full speed toward the box. •Collision •Opened
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4 Replies*places box in the Sahara desert and walks away* *sets up sniping spot on a nearby mountain* It better be playboys I mutter. *aims right for the tape* *shoots type of box* *box opens*
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Summons a phantom box cutter to open the box
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1 Reply*drops nuke on box*
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1 ReplyTaking a dump when my doorbell rings. I rush to the door (without wiping mind you) to see a Christian sacrificing a goat to Satan. The satanic Christian throws the box at me after completing the ritual as I throw poop in his face. Fast forward to the present day (OVER 9000!!!! Years later). I'm again sitting on the toilet thinking about how to open the box I got a bazillion years ago. I bring my options down to 3 options. I can throw the box at my cat and have him shred it open, I can put said box into the toilet at flush repeatedly to soften the cardboard and open it that way, or I can take the knife that the Christian sacrificed the goat with and open it normally with that. Decides to open it with a butter knife.
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2 RepliesBeats the box with a baseball bat. That works
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[quote]Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]1200+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]This thread is now run by the flood. You must be the box for the person below you.[/b] Play nice![/quote] Burn it with fire
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I burn a hole in the top with acid
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2 RepliesTurns on chainsaw Cuts cake Eats cake while thinking of how to open the box Takes cake platter Trades it in for a shotgun Raid drug den Bust all the criminals Collect money from their bounties Invest in stock Quickly become billionaire Invents time machine Goes to early childhood Makes parents billionaires Hires a butler Has parents disappear Young me becomes Batman Fast forward to the future where I get the box Yell ",I'M BATMAN" at the box Box opens because I'm batman.
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